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John “Gibberish” Lennon (II)



All Abord Speeching
(Written by John Lennon)

1. Speak your Clear and Nasal, for distance. 'Ron cordially begs to inform Mam all is forgiver. Many peoble express great height with the word Mam.


2. Sing with long voice. For discharge Deep breathing is Nescafe for a dark voice, deep breeding and in haley is very impotent for broadcastle and outlying ariels ... visibility nil in Rockall and Fredastaire? Practice daily but not if you're debb and duff.


3. For sample, the word frenetically wrote, must be charged grammatically with bowel pronouned strangely. e.g. 'While talking on you my Ivans are getting cold, and you know, as well as I do, that we must strive the Ivan while it is that'. Regarth in Oxfam they speak 'Aivan' but in Caimblige 'Oivan' - the bowel thus strethed pronuned - piglo. Practice davy but not if you are Mutt and Jeff.

(Copied from John Lennon in His Own Write. Published by Simon & Schuster, Inc., 2000)
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